So my live-in, fornicating lover, had to one up my ass and get a pair of “skinny” jeans on blue fly.com. They were so incredibly “skinny” that his ass looked better than mine in them and it made me want to cut him! This has inspired me to cut out sugar, carbs, and alcohol, from my diet for the last 4 days in order to lose a few and can I just say that if bread had a penis I would totally hump it right now!! Baby jesus! I never knew being skinny was this hard. (or trying to be anyway)
This new J-O-B already has me sweating like a mexican picking strawberrys in the sun! 42,000 procedures and 89 computer programs!!! Somebody give me a whiskey and a valium POR-FAVOR!
My public speaking teacher says I MUST include a conclusion to everything so here’s your fucking conclusion: TAO +FAT ASS+NO CARBS+NO BEER+ NO BOOZE =TAO!!
I think that should be equivalent to a palindrome
! Whatever!! you and your bread can go to hell you skinny bitch!
**TAO= Tiny Angry One
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Kudos to meg b for coming up with TAO so many moons ago! Ah, priceless!
Smooches