Beach! Beach! Beach!

Saturday morning we had to “madrugar” as my mom would put it, wich is Spanish for waking up at the ass crack of dawn. We were on a mission to the Yaqina Bay easter egg hunt which started at 9am.

This is what you call “madrugar”

Ezra got a total of two eggs and a bag of jelly beans because all of the other little brats went to town.

Afterward, we made an appearence at The Newport Cafe where we dined with a room full of Carny’s!

Apple, bavarian cream stuffed french toast + a staring contest with a Carny!? Yeah!

We headed over to the Fenavo headquarters afterward.

A couple of beds, a couple of vodkas, a cozy fireplace, an ocean view….and the livin’ is easy.

At Newport’s “historic front” we did a little wine tasting and shopping before we made our debut at the museums.

After years and years of searching I finally found the place where I belong:

A wino, a dingbat, AND a riff raff??!!!! How on earth did they know I was coming?!

At the wax museum I got to grab Johnny Depp’s Junk! Don’t we make a hot couple?

Last weekend it was Ronald this weekend it’s Old Edward Scissorhands! Dios Mio! I rule!

Some sleepy sea lion watching……..

Too cool for school with his new Dolce’s!

We are SO going running after this glutony filled weekend!

After lunch I consulted the Tarot:

That dick stole my .50 cents!

We went back to the room and did some swimming, drinking, and of course more eating! I swear to christ I dont think I fit through the front door anymore after all that eating and drinking. This morning is cold and rainy. We have one more stop at the under water sea gardens and then back to Portland.

Goodbye Beach……………