Overheard at a grocery store near you:
Me: OH LOOK! A MINI DOUGHNUT MAKER! WE COULD MAKE THE CUTEST DOUGHNUTS IN THE HISTORY OF CUTE DOUGHNUTS WITH THAT THING!
Ezra: LET’S GET IT IMMEDIATELY!!
Me: Sorry, we can’t.
Ezra: How about we buy it now, store it in the closet and after you fit nicely in your bridesmaid dress, we can celebrate by gorging ourselves with homemade doughnuts all night long?!
Me: BRILLIANT PLAN! PUT IT IN THE CART!!

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Ummm…..I’d like to be there for the doughnut making extravaganza! Hopefully by then, my tummy will be able to handle it!
mmm, future donuts…