How T.A.O. saved Christmas

Christmas was one of the best times of the year for me as a child. Although these memories are some of the best, I never believed in Santa. My mom never really had the time or money to play up the Santa role, this is probably why I go overboard with playing Santa now.
The magic [...]

Does this bow make my ass look fat?

I know it’s not even Thanksgiving yet, but I am very delighted in thinking that in a few short weeks there will be egg nog, Christmas villages, drunken Santas wandering the streets, perverted midgets dressed as elves, fuzzy scarves, Christmas songs, and best of all my mom’s tamales!  Today at work, I kicked out the turkeys that adorned our department and made room for [...]