John? If that is your real name, this one’s for you.

I met a guy named John years ago on a dating site.  John was a real estate broker with a fancy BMW who was so rich he made me pay for my own Americano on our first date.  He spent the entire date talking about himself and how much money he had, but when it [...]

Hooray! It’s finally summer!!

Friday night we drove out to Willsonville to watch The Bee Movie on an inflatable screen in the park. We had already seen it but it was much more fun to see it out in the open with good friends and boat loads of junk food! Ezra and Mckenzie played tag for a while before [...]

He cut the cheese but you licked the knife…..

Can I just say Goddamn!  Is it really  already March?!  I am SO blaming the leap year on the fact that I am  getting older and also for that muffin top gut exploding over my discounted jeans that is getting bigger by the instant on leap year!  I had a couple of realizations last night while [...]