From streetlight whisperer to Outlook seer…

I once worked at a bank as a temp where  I would answer calls from people with bad credit that would call after receiving those mail offers with the fake plastic credit card in them telling them that they were so awesome that they had been pre-selected to receive a credit card.  You can imagine [...]

Maybe I should start packing heat?

My life has just been one giant bowl of adjustment and chaos this last week.
I am happy to report that I found before and after school care for Ezra which was a HUGE relief.  He now has his own cell phone in case a crackhead that is wandering around Interstate decides to abduct him [...]

A trillion falling stars

Today was my last day of being an official ”Streetlight Whisperer.”  On Wednesday I start a new job in a completely different area of the company.  I know zero people there and I had to buy tights to wear because it’s fancy!  Tights! I have mixed feelings about this and the only thing  I have to [...]

Introducing the tiniest angriest bike in Portland

Shopping for bikes is hard internet!  So hard that I don’t ever want to go to another bike shop again after visiting every single bike shop in the greater Portland area this weekend.  If I haven’t told you yet, I got a new job.  I know, I know, everyone is like “what?”  and “we didn’t [...]